Mar 5, 2026
ICE Barbie gets iced, ineffectual cops, and tired retail CEO talking points
ICE Barbie gets iced:
- Trump fired Kristi Noem as DHS Sec today in an announcement on his own personal social network. Trump loyalist and congressional pugilist Mullin will replace her pending congressional rubber-stamp.
Yesterday:
- To serve and protect (property). Why does this feel like a scene from The Simpsons?
Around town:
- As ICE moved in, neightbors set up a shadow medical system to keep neighbors in touch with care.
- Target’s new CEO gives the same tired corporate speech about values and fresh eyes confronting sales slump. Target has a history of cooperating with ICE since the early days of The Surge, and was cooperative with police during the George Floyd Uprising; the store most heavily damaged in 2020 was an incubator from invasive surveillance for the retail chain.
The bigger picture:
- Wired writes about how Futurism gave way to fascism. Sound familiar? Now go check the date this was originally published.